fucked archive fucked archive fucked archive

Archive of some fucked relationships in the news

These items have been culled from 'Anna's News Clippings'. Clippings archives are at this URL. The most recent are at the bottom.
23 October 2008
Japanese police report that a 43-year-old woman took her virtual divorce from her 'husband' in the online Maple Story game world badly. The 33-year-old office worker whose character she had 'married' had given her his login information during their times of bliss, and she used those details to kill off his character. When he noticed that his avatar, one year in the creating, no longer existed, he contacted the police. A police official in Sapporo said the woman explained that she had been divorced without any warning and that this had made her angry. Arrested for illegal access on a computer and manipulating electronic data, she could face a prison term of up to five years or a fine of roughly 4000 euros.

10 November 2008
Further information has been released on events surrounding Czech woman Barbora Skrlova, who fled to Norway in the guise of a 13-year-old to avoid testifying against Klara Mauerova in a child abuse trial (see 21 January 2008 Clippings). Mauerova's two sons - along with a seemingly innocent Skrlova - had been freed from Mauerova's home by police officers after images from the home's child monitor reached a similar system owned by a neighbour.
A court in Brno has heard that relatives had partially skinned Mauerova's eight-year-old son, Ondrej, and ate the raw flesh. He was made to eat some himself as well. Ondrej and his 10-year-old brother described having cigarettes stubbed out on their skin by Mauerova and other relatives, being kept locked in a cellar, being forced to cut themselves with knives. etc. Mauerova has been sentenced to nine years in jail, and several others have been given shorter prison terms in connection with the affair.

Japan's Tatsuhiko Kawata agreed to wed his mistress. On the night before the ceremony was to take place, he splashed oil on the floor of the wedding venue, in a resort hotel in Hokuto, and started a fire. When he didn't show up for the wedding, his mistress rang him, whereupon he told her that he'd not invited any guests. The woman cancelled the wedding, which prompted the hotel to link the fire with the couple.
Kawata later explained to the police that 'I started the fire because I didn't want to break up with my wife ... and I didn't want to split with my mistress either'.

5 January 2009
A search for a missing child was mounted also in Florida, where Meagen McCormick had told police that her six-month-old son and his nanny had vanished. After a search over Christmas, she confessed that neither the boy nor the nanny had ever existed and that she'd made up the tale to bring ex-boyfriend John Buchness back into her life. Buchness, who did indeed return to Miami to plea for the return of his son, was unaware that McCormick had had a miscarriage in March.
Police, about 20 of whom participated in the search for the nonexistent child on Christmas Eve and Christmas day, have asked the state attorney's office to make McCormick pay for the wasted resources.

23 January 2009
In northern Germany, two other young people decided that they had somewhere to go in a hurry. According to Holger Jureczko of the Hanover police, six-year-old Mika and five-year-old Anna-Bell 'are very much in love and decided to get married in Africa where it is warm'. Mika's seven-year-old sister would be a witness.
On New Year's Day, the three children packed summer clothes, sunglasses, and provisions for the journey and left their apparently sleeping parents behind. The children caught the attention of a guard while waiting for a train to the airport. He struck up a conversation with them and convinced them that getting to Africa would be difficult without much money or an aeroplane ticket. They were treated to a mini-holiday in the form of a tour of the police station, where their parents collected them.

Dr. Richard Batista says he is tired of custody negotiations with his ex-wife and that he is demanding that she return the kidney he gave her. Batista, 49, said he would settle for $1.5 million, alternatively. He says that he had no regrets about the kidney donation, which he described as 'as if I could put my arm around Jesus Christ', and adds that 'to this day I would still do it again'.

15 February 2009
A Chardon, Ohio, woman has pleaded guilty to reckless homicide for exercising her husband to death. Surveillance video shows 41-year-old Christine Newton-John (also known as John Vallandingham) pulling 73-year-old James Mason around a backyard swimming pool by the arms and legs for some time. After watching surveillance camera footage, Middlefield police chief Joseph Stehlik said that he counted 43 times in which Newton-John prevented Mason from leaving the water when he was gasping for breath. Mason died of a heart attack.

22 March 2009
Police were called in to resolve a domestic disturbance that erupted in Overland Park, Kansas, when a woman found out that her husband was married to the resident of another flat in the same building. Charles L. Clemens Jr. was splitting his time between the woman he'd married 22 years ago and a woman he wedded in 2006 with the aid of his father's identity. In addition to the bigamy, Clemens is accused of stealing jewellery and money from his second wife.

7 May 2009
Florida's Lorena Alvarez went out for a drive to look for her boyfriend. When the 33-year-old Alvarez found him sitting in his truck in a supermarket car park, she decided to ram the truck with her car, with her children, ages one and seven, along for the ride. She later explained to the police that she had crashed into his truck in an attempt to prevent him from driving while intoxicated.

20 May 2009
Maliea Martin reported that she'd been assaulted, so the Hannibal, Missouri, police visited her home to investigate. When they arrived, the man of the house confronted the officers, making threats. One of the officers displayed a Taser. In response, Martin, 20, handed her one-year-old child to the man, as a human shield to prevent the officer from using the Taser. Both adults were taken into custody, and the child was placed with another family member.

From Bakersfield, California, we have Angelo Vidal Mendoza, Sr., a 34-year-old man who decided to bite out one of his son's eyes and badly mutilate the other. After rendering the boy blind, he then rolled his wheelchair out of his flat and attacked his own legs with an axe. The child later explained to the police that 'my daddy ate my eyes'.
A report later said that the elder Mendoza was showing signs of being under the influence of PCP. Both he and the child's mother had pleaded no contest to child endangerment charges related to PCP use in 2006, and a warrant had gone out on the mother last year for failing to complete a drugs-related programme.

After ending a long-term relationship, Janet Cunliffe moved back to England to move in with her 29-year-old daughter, Jane. To cure her depression, Janet decided to undergo surgery to look like Jane, explaining: 'Why shouldn't I? She's good-looking. [...] I love her look and she's part of me. So why not?', while her daughter was against the surgery at first. The two now put on identical clothes and make-up before going out for the evening.

9 June 2009
Not sure what was going on here, but it probably wasn't healthy A California woman decided to kidnap her daughter's boyfriend and haul him to another part of the state. The mother, 35-year-old Anna Gaffney, and an older woman of no fixed address showed up at the man's home with duct tape and explained their plan for getting him to leave the daughter, 21-year-old Savannah Lackey, alone. The would-be kidnappers were arrested. Lackey was arrested later for her attempts to get her boyfriend to tell the police he'd made up the story.

5 October 2009
Michigan's Aimee Louise Sword gave up her five-year-old son for adoption about a decade ago. The 35-year-old Sword recently got back in touch with him over the Internet. She is accused of seducing him and successfully cultivating a sexual relationship with him. Others, defending Sword, claim that he was the one doing the seducing and that she was taken advantage of.

11 March 2010
Off to a good start...
According to AP reports, Idaho bridegroom Nathan Lewis, 21, was arrested twice on his wedding night. First he was booked for drunken and disorderly conduct. Once released on bail, he proceeded to slap and choke his bride. He also racked up a charge of interfering with a report of domestic violence.

The Baltimore Sun reports that Harold Montaize Alford was unhappy with his girlfriend for communicating with a male on the Facebook social networking site. Alford, 22, woke her at her home and began attacking her. Her nephew, 27-year-old Adam Couther, intervened. For his trouble, he was fatally stabbed in the neck with the knife attachment of a bottle opener. Later, Alford stressed his innocence and explained that he had seen something fly through the air just before Couther began bleeding. He has been arrested anyway.

28 April 2010
A Crestview, Florida, man sent a text message to lady-friend Jennifer Lovett to report that he wouldn't arrive home for a while. Lovett responded that she would wait for him at his home. She did not; she left early, after stealing his computer, camcorder, calculator, and leather bag. The next two text messages in the exchange were a demand for the return of these items and 'Good luck finding me'. Authorities arrested Lovett some time later, after she pawned the bag and computer, and she faces various charges.

Mainichi Shimbun reports that 58-year-old Masako Iwase woke to her son asking her: 'Who cancelled the Internet?'. It was her husband who had terminated the family's ISP contract, but son Takayuki decided to stab her too with a kitchen knife. In total, he stabbed five members of his family, then set light to his futon. The 30-year-old Takayuki later told the police: 'I thought the house should be burnt down and I wanted to kill my family'.

20 October 2010
If you want to date a teenaged girl these days. you have to dress well. Mindful of this advice, Ohio's 31-year-old Patricia Dye dressed up as a 14-year-old boy in order to go out with a 16-year-old girl. Under the alias 'Matt Abrams', a short-haired Dye met the girl's parents, wooed her, and perpetrated 'sexual imposition' upon her. Prosecutors deny claims that they had tried to strike a plea deal with Dye. Of the ongoing trial, the girl's mother said: 'They need to throw the book at her and throw away the key.'

In Ohio, about 150 people attended a birthday party for a three-year-old girl. All were invited guests, but that didn't stop the eruption of a brawl that involved half of the guests - of those not involved, half were children. Elmwood Place Police Chief William Pesking said that officers 'actually had to wait until they got backup there in order to make entry because there were so many people throwing bottles and chairs'. At least five of the 15 people injured were hospitalised. The girl's princess-themed birthday cake was one of the few things to survive unharmed.
The fight apparently started because of a long-standing disagreement between the birthday girl's father and her mother's boyfriend.

And starting a family in a manner qualifying her for these pages is a Japanese woman - if you don't know what to do with the bodies of your dead babies, be aware that you might end up getting caught if you leave their frozen corpses in a shopping trolley outside a supermarket. Atsuko Fujiwara, a 49-year-old resident of Aichi Prefecture, along with her son and eldest daughter, are accused of making just such a drop-off. In a search of Fujiwara's home, a third dead baby of hers was found, this one in a rubbish bin on the balcony.

1 November 2010
He may not have relationship problems yet, but he's off to a good start:
Police in Berkeley, California, have arrested a 29-year-old man who, they say, disguised himself as a towel-clad dark-sunglasses-wearing woman in order to enter a university locker room, where he then took photographs of more authentic women. The man, Gregorio Hernandez, got away with this the first time, but he returned a couple of days later, this time calling further attention to himself by wearing an obvious wig. He was arrested after he left the locker room.

5 December 2010
Mario Francisco Hernandez is a romantic chap. This 22-year-old Los Angeles man painted 'Will you marry me?' on his car. The car proved handy when his girlfriend, the mother of his two young children, refused his proposal: he used it to chase her through a Burger King car park. The chase ended when two of his tyres couldn't cope with his attempt to mount a kerb. Hernandez faces a charge of felonious assault with a deadly weapon.

After separating, Turkey's Ramazan and Emine Çalçoban continued to argue with each other, by mobile phone. In August 2007, the 24-year-old Ramazan decided to send a message to Emine: 'you change the topic whenever you run out of arguments'. Faulty localisation meant that Emine's mobile phone didn't interpret it that way: because an 'i' appeared with one rather than two dots over it, Emine read: 'you change the topic whenever they are fucking you'.
The 20-year-old woman showed the message to her father, who rang Ramazan to yell at him for treating her like a prostitute. Arriving at the family's home to apologise, Ramazan was greeted by Emine, her sisters, her father, and several knives. Ramazan removed a knife from his chest and turned it back on Emine. He fled, she bled to death, and Ramazan later hanged himself in jail. Now, Emine's family members facing trial.

According to Nebraska's /Lincoln Journal Star/, a 19-year-old woman and her 30-year-old boyfriend had begun arguing when the woman decided that she didn't want her name associated with him. She tried to slice the tattoo of her name off his neck. According to police captain Anthony Butler, the boyfriend suffered only minor injuries, mainly scratches.

Arkansas media report on the death of two-year-old Harley Davidson. The girl's mother, Kristy Davidson, claims that she was at work when her 26-year-old boyfriend, Jesse Holloman, arrived to tell her that something had happened to the baby. She said that she raced back to his mobile home and found that all of the food from the fridge had been removed, to make space inside for the baby girl.
Holloman, by contrast, claims that he'd fed Harley half a bottle of the antibiotic Amoxicillin, killing the child and placing the body in the fridge because Kristy had told him to do so. He said she'd asked him to kill the dog also but that he couldn't find it.
Holloman has been charged with first-degree murder.

In other dead baby news, Rhonda Coshatt was checking up on dozing niece Lyndsey Fiddler when she heard Fiddler's washing machine make clunking noises at the end of its cycle. Coshatt discovered Fiddler's 10-day-old baby, Maggie Trammel, entangled with the laundry within.
In a call to emergency services, Coshatt is heard to say to Fiddler: 'No, I did not kill your baby. You did.'
According to court documents, the mother had been using methamphetamine, amphetamines, benzodiazepine, and opiates. An arrest for drug use while she was pregnant led Fiddler's family to try to get her children taken into care. Now, her remaining two boys have been.

8 February 2011
What to do once your relationship is pretty much over...
According to the Italian press, Calogero Lo Coco recently visited his former home near Agrigent, Italy, where ex-wife Rosa Nicosia now lived with her boyfriend, and they killed him. The manner of the killing could have come straight out of a murder mystery: the couple apparently suffocated him with butter shoved down his throat, which later melted.
The couple told authorities that he had arrived intoxicated, attacked them, been tied up, and then suddenly died. However, traces of melted butter or margarine were found in the dead man's airways in a post-mortem examination. Louisiana's The Courier reports on fairly mild domestic strife. According to Jerry Voisin, 51, his girlfriend had been drinking when she wanted to cool a mixed drink in the freezer but found no space for it. The girlfriend, 47-year-old Edith Tassin, allegedly created space in the freezer by removing a frozen beefsteak. She is accused of aggravated battery for solving the problem of where to put the steak by throwing it at Voisin, hitting him in the side of the face. He was bleeding when officers arrived.

5 June 2011
Life imitates urban legend. The Barrie, Ontario, police, report being called to a coffee shop where two people had met for a blind date. Their Web site describes the incident as follows: 'The male victim advised he arranged to meet with a female he met "online" at this location. However, the "date" turned out to be his current girlfriend.'
An off-duty officer arrested the 49-year-old girlfriend after she threw a cup of coffee in her boyfriend's face and slapped him.

Britain's The Sun ran an article about beautician Kerry Campbell, who hopes daughter Britney will become a star - 'a model, actress, or singer' - thanks in part to the Botox injections that Kerry lovingly administers every three months. Eight-year-old Britney also receives monthly full-body waxes and says that she looks forward to a 'boob and nose job soon, so that I can be a star'.
Public criticism was swift for Kerry, who now lives in the US. She decided to appear on national television to clear her name. Britney appeared alongside her, stressing that she no longer 'cries that much' when given the injections and that it's worthwhile not to have wrinkles appear when she smiles. For her part, Kerry stressed that 'I'm not the only one who does it'. She is, however, the one who's called enough attention to herself that her star-to-be has now been taken into care.

Justin Beynen, an 18-year-old man arrested for car-theft-, traffic-, breach-of-probation-, and drug-dealing-related offences, asked the courts to extend his sentence from six to nine months so that he could spend more time with his cellmate, step-father Jason Hastings. Hastings had been given a nine-month sentence after selling cocaine to undercover police officers a few times.
Taking into consideration that Beynen would have nowhere to live until his cellmate's release, Ontario Court Justice Normand Glaude accepted the request, though pointing out that the courts are not a social agency.

Brittni Nicole Colleps taught English at a high school in Texas. She has now resigned, however, in connection with the orgy she held at her home with five male students. She'd had an ongoing relationship with at least one of the boys.
While all of them were at least 18 years of age, Colleps still faces up to 10 years in prison under Texas law since they were her students. As for the publicity surrounding the case, her husband, serving with the US military, said: 'I hope that you will not pass judgement on her because you do not know all of the facts or details according to this situation' at a press conference.

29 June 2011
When his 18-year-old girlfriend had either an abortion or a miscarriage, New Mexico's 35-year-old Greg Fultz spoke his mind. In mid-May, he purchased a highway billboard showing him with an outline of a baby in his arms. The sign reads: 'This Would Have Been A Picture of My 2-month-Old Baby If the Mother Had Decided to NOT Kill Our Child!' The (now former) girlfriend has sued him on grounds of harassment and invasion of privacy and claims that this is part of a pattern, in which Fultz also posted 'intimate cyber shots of me from one of our cyber dates'.
A judge has ordered that the billboard be removed, but Fultz's attorney says that his client will instead go to prison if necessary. He describes the whole case as stemming from an 'either you marry me or I'm not going to have this baby type of thing'.

25 July 2011
Last Christmas, Minnesota's Tamara Lee Mason suggested that her sons - Jacob (age 17) and Andrew (18) Cobb and their stepbrother Dylan C. Clemens (25) - play the dice game Yahtzee. They didn't like the idea and, now that her decomposing corpse has been found, are accused of her ensuing murder.
They have reportedly confessed to the police that Jacob strangled Mason while Andrew fastened a plastic bag over her head with a belt. It was Dylan who hid the remains, taking them to South Dakota and then back to Minnesota for burial in the backyard once the ground had thawed.
Steven County Sheriff Randy Willis said: 'She wanted to play Yahtzee and they didn't. It's very strange.'

In other automotive news, New York bar bouncer Ricaury Peña struck his 23-year-old girlfriend, a waitress at the bar, with a Honda Pilot SUV in response to her attempt to get into the SUV with him after work. Apparently intoxicated, he left her semi-naked and bleeding in the street. She was soon hospitalised with critical head injuries. Five hours later, the 28-year-old Peņa flipped the vehicle and was rushed to hospital with critical injuries of his own.
When his wife, Rosa Estevez - the owner of the SUV - arrived there to be by his side, it didn't take her long to learn of the earlier incident and declare the marriage to be over: 'We don't have a relationship now, only a daughter [...] He's my husband - he's supposed to be not cheating.'

22 August 2011
A 24-year-old Texas woman is accused of forcing her six-year-old daughter to use a mobile telephone camera to videotape her having group sex. The mother confessed to three such incidents, involving six men. The girl has been removed from her mother's home. Marissa Gonzales, speaking for Texas Child Protective Services, said of the girl: 'Physically, she's fine.' The mother has been charged with indecency involving a child.

A woman arrived at a Scottsdale, Arizona, home for an interview for a job as a professional assistant and found her two potential employers - Vanessa Klein, 24, and Steven C. Lester, 60 - dead on the front porch. The woman rang the police, who reported that both had died from gunshot wounds. The double shooting is still under investigation, but initial reports are that Lester shot girlfriend Klein and then killed himself.

Someone in Success Village, Connecticut, waved down local police officers in order to report that a mother was feeding beer to her children in a public park. Approaching the scene, they noticed an empty 40-ounce bottle of Steel Reserve beer on the ground and a baby bottle containing a dark liquid. Witnesses reported that mother Juliette Dunn, 29, had ordered her four-year-old son to chug the beer and he had complied, whereupon she called him an alcoholic.
In addition to beer, Dunn's 10-month-old daughter was found to have cocaine in her system. Police are now looking after Dunn, as well as her 33-year-old companion, Lisa Jefferson. Dunn claims that it is Jefferson who gives the boy a bottle of beer each day.

26 September 2011
Ohio's Ashley N. Jessup, 24, is charged with raping and endangering her 10-month old son. The incidents, alleged to have taken place at her mother's home, are recorded on video. Franklin County Prosecutor Ron O'Brien explained that 'over a period of time she was exchanging progressively worse materials via e-mail to her boyfriend in Michigan' and that her behaviour with the child had been discussed beforehand.
The case came to light because an ex-girlfriend of that boyfriend apparently found the video and contacted the police. While the investigation continues, another party has become involved: the baby's father, Jonathan Vasquez, is reportedly working to gain custody.

In 2000, Canada's Shirley Anderson, now 73, was awarded 10 Canadian dollars a month in support from each of her adult children under the British Columbia Family Relations Act, which deems adults responsible for supporting their ill, aged, or impoverished parents. One of her sons, 47-year-old Ken Anderson, refused to pay the higher sum she insisted upon - CN$ 750 per month - so she initiated a lawsuit.
He has explained to the court that she hadn't provided financial documents backing up her assertions and has also pointed out that he'd had to quit school at age 15 when his parents abandoned him, leaving him to fend for himself when they moved house with his younger brother. He says: 'I'm done paying her and if the court awards her more money, after she's used government money to go after us for the last 12 years, I won't pay a cent.'

23 October 2011
Lanarkshire's Richard and Kirsty Finlayson have gained rather more publicity than they might have desired, for acting on their desires last year. Kirsty, then 17, was homeless and had apparently met with older brother Richard to borrow money. While waiting for his train, she suggested going outside Motherwell train station to smoke. As soon as they entered the lift, he suggested sex, which commenced within seconds. A worker, seeing the surveillance camera video, raised the alarm, but the pair were not apprehended until after they'd returned to the lift for a repeat performance.
Each blames the other: Kirsty says she was drunk, and Richard said he just 'went along with it'. Both have been convicted of incest and are on probation. Kirsty must also receive counselling related to mental health, substance abuse, and employment issues.

8 November 2011
New York's Todd J. Remis isn't satisfied with the photographs that were taken at his wedding, so he is suing the studio, which missed the last dance and the throwing of the bouquet, for the $4,100 cost of the photographs and for an additional $40,000 to redo the wedding so that proper photos can be taken.
Remis, whose wedding took place in 2003, isn't sure where the bride is now, however. She may have moved back to Latvia after the couple divorced.

South Carolina's Susan Hendricks decided to collect some insurance money. After making this decision, the 48-year-old woman reported that her son had shot himself in the head at the family home. However, she didn't think she would get enough money from his life insurance policy alone, so she killed her other son, her ex-husband, and her stepmother - all with the same gun. Prosecutor Walk Wilkins said: 'We see greed involved in a majority of the cases we prosecute. However, I don't think we've seen greed rise to the level of a quadruple homicide.'
According to Pickens County Assistant Sheriff Tim Morgan, she may have been responsible also for the fatal shooting of a man who had entered the house without permission in 2006, but there wasn't enough evidence at the time.

According to authorities in Colorado Springs, Kevin Gaylor booked a date with a university student he'd 'met' on the Web site Craigslist and then things got complicated. His girlfriend returned home for the evening. Therefore, when the Craigslist woman arrived at his home, Gaylor rang the emergency services to report that there was a gun-wielding burglar trying to get in.
Instead, it was the 24-year-old Gaylor himself who was arrested, for making a false report to authorities.

27 November 2011
In Florida, L.B. Williams was hoping to get his wife to stay with him though she'd already filed for divorce. The 50-year-old man admitted to police that, to get her to reconsider, he had set light to a cross next to the marital home and then left a note purportedly from the KKK. His wife, Donna, described the note as saying 'they were watching us - I assumed me and the kids - and that I better not leave that nigger'. She contacted the police, expressing surprise that the Ku Klux Klan would support interracial marriage.

Freemon Everett Seay punished his 16-year-old daughter for trying to run away from home. The 38-year-old Washington man started by using a willow switch on her. He then engaged her in battle with wooden swords for two hours, stopping at 4am, when she could no longer stand in the armour she had been made to wear for this. The girl later sent pictures of her injuries to friends, who contacted the authorities. The Renaissance fair enthusiast was arrested, as was his wife, Julie May Seay, who works at the Loving and Learning Childcare Center.

Japan brings us the case of a 45-year-old mother who accepted money from 72-year-old male acquaintance Shoichi Koshio in a hotel room this summer and then remained in the room while he twice tried to rape her primary-school-aged daughter. Perhaps the most worrying thing about the case is that the girl was in her mother's custody at all: The two adults had been arrested previously for prostituting the woman's eldest daughter, who is in her early teens.

24 December 2011
Laurie Ann Martinez is a prison psychologist in California who wanted to move to a safer neighbourhood but needed to convince her husband that such a move was necessary. She faked her own rape.
Martinez, 36, tried to be thorough. This included scraping sandpaper across her knuckles, splitting her lip open with a pin, having a friend punch her in the face with boxing gloves, and wetting herself in order to give the appearance that she had been knocked out after a struggle. So how did police find out that her story wasn't legitimate? After hundreds of hours of work on the case, detectives got their break when one of Martinez's prison co-workers reported that Martinez had spoken about faking a crime.
She can now move pretty much wherever she pleases, as she and her husband have divorced.

16 February 2012
William Oller Jr enjoyed singing with his karaoke machine outside the Redding, California, home he shares with his father. William Oller Sr, 70, did not enjoy the singing, or at least one particular country song. So, when his son refused to turn the machine off, the elder Oller said: 'I'm going to shut you up.' His chosen method - four bullets fired from a handgun - worked.
He has been arrested on charges of attempted murder, though his son has said that he doesn't want the prosecution to go forward.

Macomb County, Michigan, Sheriff Anthony Wickersham said that a mother sent her 11-year-old daughter into a grocery store to do some shoplifting for her while she waited with her other children in the car park. The 29-year-old woman had given the girl a list of what to pile into the trolley, but she'd still picked up two bottles of the wrong type of detergent. So, hoping for an exchange, the mother entered the shop and explained that her daughter had bought the wrong brand. She was detained and arrested, and the state's child protection agency has become involved.

Florida's John Goodman is a wealthy man, and he wants to stay that way in the wake of a wrongful-death suit related to his driving while intoxicated. He had set up a trust fund for his children, who are allowed to withdraw money from it once they reach age 35. The courts are not allowed to tap into this amount for any awards of compensation.
Therefore, Goodman, 48, has legally adopted 42-year-old girlfriend Heather Hutchins as his third child, meaning that she is entitled to a third of the money in the trust. She is also paid as the trust administrator.
The trial is scheduled to begin on 27 March.

19 April 2012
Munich disk jockey Dieter S. told newspaper T.Z. that he met a 47-year-old woman in a pub on Easter Monday and accompanied her home. After having sex with her three times, he decided to leave, whereupon he found that his 'sex mad' host had locked the doors from the inside and hidden the key. The 43-year-old man later said that he 'realised I was trapped and had to keep going until she fell asleep, so we had sex five more times' over the next five hours. He rang the police from the flat's balcony as soon as the woman fell asleep. Officers arrived 10 minutes later whereupon, in the words of a police press release '[s]he tried to persuade the police officers to join her in "related activities" - albeit unsuccessfully'. She faces charges of sexual coercion and deprivation of freedom.

8 May 2012
Canada's Jason Laperriere didn't want his girlfriend to find out that he had spent the night smoking crack cocaine with a woman to whom he had given drugs in exchange for sex. As an alibi for his absence, he asked the woman to send his girlfriend a text message reporting that he had been kidnapped over a $12,000 drug debt. He later rang his girlfriend to report his release.
His girlfriend had contacted the police, so Laperriere filed a report with them after his 'release'. He helpfully included two names of suspects. He is now in trouble not only with the justice system for wasting police resources but with his girlfriend - or, rather, his ex-girlfriend.

Florida's Belinda and Paul Berloni were arrested after taking their seven-year-old grand-daughter for a ride. The way in which they did it was a problem: according to police, they used their SUV to pull a 'small plastic Hot Wheels car' along a road at 8-15 kilometres an hour, with the towing mechanism consisting of two dog leashes attached to the trailer hitch. Also worthy of police note was that the girl was wearing just a bathing suit and that both adults were intoxicated.
When asked for his driver's licence, Paul Berloni explained that he didn't have one: it had been revoked in connection with an alcohol- and vehicle-related offence.

25 May 2012
In search of a fucked relationship...
A parks officer in Ramsey, Minnesota, found Alan Petrusson blindfolded and tied between two trees in a public park. The 50-year-old's genitals were exposed. When the police arrived, Petrusson was gone. Only his sling and rope remained, along with his car and the pornographic materials within. As officers were preparing to tow the car, Petrusson appeared and explained his attempt to engineer anonymous sex by tying himself up. According to Police Chief Jim Way, Petrusson could face a charge of indecent exposure.

30 June 2012
Reuters reports that a woman in Nezahualcoyotl, Mexico, tore out her five-year-old son's eyes during what state prosecution spokesperson Laura Uribe described as 'some kind of ceremony inside a house'. The mother has been arrested, along with the boy's father and five other people. Apparently, the boy had refused to close his eyes during the ritual.

5 September 2012

US Navy submarine commander Michael Ward II, 43, told a woman that he'd met on a dating Web site that he was a separated man who worked with special operations. In reality, he was married, with children. When he recognised that his lies could catch up with him, he decided to break things off. Allegedly, he faked e-mail to her from co-worker 'Bob' stating that Ward had died. The message went on to say 'He loved you very much' and that Ward wanted her to have something.
When the 23-year-old pregnant woman drove to Ward's Virginia home to pay her respects, the new owner told her that Ward hadn't died but merely relocated to command the USS Pittsburgh. She contacted the Naval Criminal Investigation Service, and Ward has been assigned to administrative duties.

Russia's Alexei Bykov decided to propose marriage to his girlfriend in an unforgettable manner. And so it was. Irina Kolokov later said: 'We'd arranged to meet at a certain place, but when I arrived there were mangled cars everywhere, ambulances, smoke, and carnage. Then when I saw Alexei covered in blood lying in the road, a paramedic told me he was dead and I just broke down in tears.'
Bykov, 30, wasn't dead. He had hired stunt men, make-up artists, and others to stage a crash scene. When Kolokov began crying, the fake-blood-covered Bykov jumped to his feet and proposed to her. He explained: 'I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me.' Though 'so cross I almost killed him [...] for real', she eventually accepted.

20 September 2012
South Carolina's /Charlotte Observer/ reports on Tracy, a woman who dumped her boyfriend 12 years ago after he'd robbed a flower shop to feed his drug habit. A year ago, he was released from prison and helped her install new doors for her house after a fire. He stole her truck shortly thereafter and was sent back to jail, from which he sent love letters. Recently released, he has cropped up in her life again.
She asked two of her sons to investigate why insulation was falling from her ceiling. They found nothing, but her nephew later discovered the ex-con asleep in a heating unit in the attic. He had been there for two weeks, spying on her via a vent and catching his bodily waste in cups.

California's Tracey Gipaya, a 51-year-old physically disabled woman, died in hospital after being severely beaten with an extension cord and power strip. The person responsible for the beating, and earlier ones, was arrested at his primary school - the woman's 11-year-old son, who was her primary caregiver. Unlike child labour laws, the charges against him are unclear.
According to the boy's older sister, who sought guardianship over him, the child's father was aware of the woman's condition and of who was handling the cooking, laundry, and other chores. However, a court has awarded him temporary custody anyway.

2 November 2012
In Xining, China, fire-fighters responded to a call that, after a family dispute, a man was threatening to jump from his bedroom window while holding a two-year old child. As the situation unfolded and talk with the distraught man dragged on, two fire-fighters entered the room above and executed a move they had just rehearsed on the other side of the building. One of the two, an abseiler, jumped down with a flying kick that sent the man and child back into the bedroom.

25 November 2012
Holly Solomon is a 28-year-old Arizona woman who was angered by the re-election of US President Barack Obama. Several days after the election, she became especially angry that her husband, Daniel, hadn't voted. Although her state's electoral votes had gone to Mitt Romney anyway, she figured it was worth making an issue of this, so she chased him in the family car and ran over him. He was taken to a local hospital, where he was listed as in critical condition but expected to survive.

Responding to reports that a gunshot had been fired from a 37-year-old woman's flat in Gothenburg, Swedish police happened upon a full human skeleton, a box of human bones, and various CD-ROMs that attracted their interest. One of the latter was titled 'my necrophilia' and another 'my first experience', including photographs that prompted prosecutor Kristina Ehrenborg-Staffas to declare that the unemployed woman had handled the bones in a 'shameful' manner.
The accused claims that she'd bought bones online from all over the world for historical purposes and that she is not the woman in the photographs.

21 December 2012
Texas's Brent Troy Bartel rang the police late at night to report that 'I shed some innocent blood'. When instructed to be more specific, he told the dispatcher: 'I inscribed a pentagram on my son.' Questioned further, the 39-year-old man stated that he did this because 12-12-12 is a 'holy day'. He then ended the 911 call.
At Bartel's home in Richland Hills, officers found a shivering six-year-old boy with a large pentagram carved on his back. A box cutter was nearby. Bartel is charged with aggravated assault of a family member with a deadly weapon.

In Wisconsin, Racine County Judge Tim Boyle has ordered Corey Curtis to stop procreating. As a condition of his probation, the 44-year-old Curtis is not to breed until he can pay child support for the nine children he already has, by six different women. He currently owes the equivalent of 40,000 euros in child support, plus nearly the same amount in interest.
Curtis said that, while judges 'make [rulings] kind of hastily', he is going to obey this one, which the judge opines merely enforces common sense.

In Florida, Archie Malone, 37, and his 16-year-old son Artavious B. Malone happened to be in Tiny's Liquor at the same time. Apparently still upset about his father having sent him to a juvenile-detention facility some years ago, the younger Malone jostled the elder. The father responded with a punch in the face, so his son left the store and waited with a gun. When Archie emerged, Artavious fired off a few rounds, none of which found its mark as his father ran down the street.
Artavious is charged with attempted murder and illegal possession of a firearm. He claims that he heard the shots being fired at his father but wasn't the source of the shell casings that officers found.

In Łowicz, Poland, traffic policeman Łukasz Molovik paid for his girlfriend, model Patrycja Pająk, to get breast implants. Now that she has broken off her engagement to him, Molovik is suing her for 6000 euros' worth of compensation, half the cost of the implants. He explains that he is suffering from 'loss of use' of the 32DD assets and that he didn't buy the implants for another man's benefit.
Pająk had dumped him because he'd begun nagging her to limit her photo shoots and modelling work once she'd had the implants. She also stresses that the larger breasts were his idea: 'Łukasz kept going on about it and saying how big his ex's breasts were', and his manner at the clinic had even led staff to ask: 'Are you getting the surgery or is your girlfriend?'. Asked whether he had insisted on the surgery, Molovik said: 'I do not remember - as a cop, I have a lot of things on my mind.'

4 March 2013
The Toronto Star reports that police in Lindsay, Ontario, were called to a home to handle the 16th in a string of domestic disputes reported there. This time, it is alleged, the 39-year-old man and 41-year-old woman had been fighting over the last beer. Officers found both people covered from head to toe in chips and dip. Both face charges of domestic assault in connection with the chips-and-dip attack.

27 March 2013
Police in Bradford, Pennsylvania, report that a local man deliberately shot his finger off recently while intoxicated. Corrections officer Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III explained to emergency responders that he'd only wanted to 'get rid of his wedding ring'.
Malespini faces weapons-related charges. Adding to his woes, the wedding ring remained in place on the finger.

Misty VanHorn has children. However, she hoped that would be a temporary state of affairs. The 22-year-old Oklahoma woman is accused of trying to sell her children via Facebook, with an Arkansas woman taking her up on the offer: one two-year-old child and a 10-month-old for $4,000 or just the two-year-old for $1,000. The idea was to raise money to bail her boyfriend out of jail.

New York's Rahmell Pettway explained to the police that he was worried about how his girlfriend might react to him having disappeared for two weeks. To avoid trouble, he decided simply to fake being a victim of kidnapping. Officers found the 36-year-old Pettway tied up in the street. However, they also noticed that the person who'd tied him up had done so without removing the roll of duct tape afterward - it was hanging from Pettway's wrists, out of his reach.
He has been arrested for filing a false report. The New York Post cites an anonymous law-enforcement source as calling Pettway 'a total moron'.

Police in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, say that Delaina Garling, 27, had been banned from the Family Dollar Store for theft. When she returned, she pepper-sprayed the staff who attempted to usher her from the building. She was then tackled, and, losing the fight, handed the can to her seven-year-old daughter, saying: 'You know what to do, baby. Spray it!' The girl reportedly did not do so.

21 August 2013
Text messages lead authorities to believe that Florida's Michael and Tracy Arnold had just had an argument when Michael, 36, left the martial home without her, on his all-terrain vehicle. A short while later, the 40-year-old Tracy headed out on her dirt bike to look for him. They ended up in a nearly head-on collision on a nearby road, and both died at the scene of the accident. Neither was wearing a helmet.

Two law professors in Ohio are 17 years into their divorce proceedings. Much of the case file, which has racked up more than 1,400 entries thus far, has to do with the custody of their two children, the younger of whom is just about to reach adulthood.
During one of the many hearings involved, Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Leslie Ghiz said: 'It is frightening to this court that either is teaching current law students the boundaries and ethics of our profession.'
The marriage of Christo Lassiter and Sharlene Boltz lasted seven years less than the legal battle has so far.

19 November 2013
A Loganville, Georgia, police officer caught Rachel Gossett, 25, and Frank Lucas, 27, engaged in sexual intercourse in a pick-up truck in the car park of a Waffle House. According to Officer Joshua Brickle, Gossett dismounted Lucas and then just sat in the passenger's seat until, after being told several times to get dressed and present identification, she finally made to clothe herself - 'she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal'. Both she and Lucas were determined to be quite intoxicated.

Michigan's Alan Markovitz recently moved in next door to the building into which his ex-wife lives with her lover. Markovitz, who claims that this is a coincidence, recently placed a 3.6-metre-tall sculpture in his garden. The sculpture, which is illuminated at night, is of a hand with middle finger raised. Markovitz explains that it is directed at the lover, who knew Markovitz before embarking on an affair with the latter's wife, 'broke the Man Code'.

8 January 2014
A 41-year-old man in North Charleston, South Carolina, rang the police at shortly after midnight on Christmas morning. When officers arrived, Helen Williams, 44, told them that the man had fallen and cut himself. However, she too was covered in blood, so his story seemed more credible: He had returned home without beer, because the shops were closed, so she had hit and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel. Williams is being charged with criminal domestic violence.

Also thirsty over the holidays was Rosie Pate of Memphis, Tennessee. According to UPI reports, she was annoyed that her grand-daughter wouldn't buy beer for her on New Year's Day. Pate told the police that she slapped and scratched the younger woman and then rang the emergency services. Police reports state that Pate asked the 911 dispatcher for 'assistance getting beer'. Despite having admitted to doing so, she later said: 'I have lived to be 68 years old and I never dialled no police to bring me beer.'
Pate was arrested for domestic assault and making a non-emergency 911 call.

/Diario de Avisos/ reports that three police officers responding to a New Year's Day emergency call from Tenerife found a 24-year-old man wrapped up to his neck in a blanket in a car boot. When paramedics roused him to consciousness, he said that he vaguely recalled his brother, a cousin, and a friend placing him in the car boot the previous night because he was inebriated.

According to the newspaper /al-Qabas/, a woman in Kuwait filed for divorce after roughly a week of wedded bliss, explaining that the way her new husband eats his peas is such a 'shocking sight' that the problem could not be solved. He scoops them up with bread rather than using a fork.
In another case, from last year, a Kuwaiti woman sought a divorce because of toothpaste issues: 'We are always arguing. I keep telling him that he should squeeze in the end of the tube, but he stubbornly refuses and keeps squeezing it in the middle.'

16 Mar. 2014
Han Zhang, of the Chinese province of Anhui, placed crushed sleeping pills in husband Han Mou's drink, then took scissors to his penis and flushed a large portion of said organ down the toilet. She later explained that Mou had asked for a divorce and that he would be less likely to look for another woman this way. A child of divorced parents herself, she didn't want her children to have a stepmother, 'a terrible thing'.
On bail three months later, the 30-year-old Zhang used a syringe to inject a box of milk with crushed sleeping pills. She then removed what remained of Mou's genitals, called for an ambulance, and turned herself in to the authorities. Her husband reiterates that he still does not hate her.

13 May 2014
Reuters reports that Turkey's Sefer Calinak, 62, appeared on the television show /Luck of the Draw/ to try to find a new woman to share his life. He explained to the audience that he'd murdered his wife and a former lover but had served his time in prison. Before the host asked him to leave the set, Calinak clarified that the first murder was because his wife had 'irritated' him and that he'd thought the second woman was after his money.

9 Jul. 2014
Shane Landon Tyson claims that former girlfriend Stephanie Ann Workman still had his $6 Walmart card and he simply wanted to get it back. When he arrived at her home, the two began to argue. This awakened Workman's husband, who asked Tyson to leave. Tyson didn't like the sound of that so unsheathed his sword.
Chad Workman was worried, because the only thing to hand was a spatula for barbecues. Still, when Tyson hit him with the sword, wreaking 12 stitches' worth of damage, Workman retaliated, with the spatula. He says: 'Once across the head. That's all it took.' Tyson stumbled back to his car and was arrested.

Allegedly, 71-year-old Marshall Harmon and his 32-year-old son got into an argument near their Florida, home. Whatever the reason, the younger man mounted a riding lawnmower and started to drive off, rather slowly, with his father following, rather slowly, in his pickup truck. Pulling alongside the mower, Marshall apparently fired two shots in his son's direction, The younger man was hit in the neck and hospitalised. Speaking for the Escambia County Sheriff's Office, Sergeant Andrew Hobbs said that Marshall had probably not really intended to shoot his son.

25 Sep. 2014
A 19-year-old woman waiting tables at an Allegheny County, Pennsylvania, wedding reception became uncomfortable when bridegroom Mark Williams, 33, started acting 'touchy-feely' with her and trying to force shots of liquor down her throat even after she explained that she was pregnant. She ended up summoning her boyfriend, Tyler Smith, to pick her up from work early. The two men ended up in a fistfight, and both were arrested. A third arrest took place when the groom's brother, an off-duty state police officer, struck a local police officer. The server reported that the bride watched quietly throughout the chaos.
Public safety spokeswoman Sonya Toler said: 'There was a lot of blood at the scene. It was kind of confusing and loud.' Contributing to the bloodiness was 31-year-old Brian Taylor, of unknown allegiance, who punched through the window of a parked car and told arresting officers that he was HIV positive.

28 December 2014
Police were called to a Des Moines, Iowa, home after Tramaine Hill's wife woke him at about 1pm and handed him a McChicken sandwich. Hill, 21, told responding officers that he doesn't like that type of sandwich. This, he said, is why he threw the sandwich at her and then smashed pieces of the fallen bun into her face.
Hill explained that she is guilty of assault, and as evidence he produced a video in which he entered the bathroom while she was cleaning up her face and clothes. Officers say that he provoked her into swatting the camera-phone from his hand so that he could paint her as aggressive. Hill has been arrested.

8 April 2015
When fire crews arrived at an Arvada, Colorado, home in response to reports of an explosion, it was not long before they worked out the nature of the extensive house fire they faced. There was a clue in the spray-painted message still visible in seven places on the exterior of the building: 'My wife is a cheater.' In case of doubt as to the painter's identity, he also included his wife's name. Thirty-one-year-old William Landauer, who lived in the building, was arrested on charges that include first-degree arson.

A 26-year-old pregnant woman responded to a Craigslist advertisement posted by Dynel Lane, a Colorado woman offering baby clothes for sale. Upon entering Lane's home, the pregnant woman was beaten and stabbed in the belly. Lane removed the unborn child and claimed later, to her husband and at an area hospital, to have suffered a miscarriage.
At the hospital, the baby was pronounced dead and Lane, 34, was arrested, with the exact charges still under discussion. The formerly pregnant victim was found in Lane's home and responded well to surgery. Police are on the lookout for any other women who may have responded to Lane's advert.

According to Argentina's Crónica, a shepherd in the Balcarce region who had not been seen for some time was found dead in bed. Both José Alberto, 58, and the wig-and-lipstick-wearing scarecrow that Rodolfo Moure found with him are being examined to determine whether a third party was involved or the 15-centimetre plastic tube attached to the scarecrow's groin may have had a part to play in the death. Moure said: 'We are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow.'

When Victor Sena Blood-Dzraku refused to honour his promise to follow his 2009 civil wedding to Ellanora Baidoo with a traditional Ghanaian ceremony for the couple's families, the two went their separate ways without consummating the union. Baidoo, 26, wants a formal divorce, while her husband does not. He has not informed her of his address, and a private investigator proved unable to find him and serve him with divorce papers. Along with his pre-paid mobile phone number, Baidoo does have his Facebook details, so Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Matthew Cooper has granted permission to send the summons by Facebook private message, 'repeated by plaintiff's attorney to defendant once a week for three consecutive weeks or until acknowledged'.

5 Jan. 2016
'It looks like it was a dispute between the dad and the son's girlfriend, probably over using the washing machine,' said Los Angeles County Sheriff's Lieutenant John Corina. He was talking about the events leading up to some shootings on New Year's Eve. The dad, a 54-year-old man, shot his wife, along with the above-mentioned girlfriend and also a visitor to the home. The son, 33-year-old Christopher Morey, finally wrestled the gun out of his grasp and killed him. Morey is being held on suspicion of murder.
The shooter was described by police as a heavy drinker with a large gun collection and the cause of dozens of previous trips to the home.

24 Aug. 2016
According to a police report from New Albany, Indiana, 37-year-old Michelle Nelson sent husband Timothy to fetch doughnuts from a local shop. They didn't have the type she prefers, so he returned home empty-handed. This did not sit well with her: she opined that he should know what other types she likes, given their long-term relationship, and she emphasised her frustration by lunging at him with a grill fork. He ran from the building with the fork embedded in his chest. When the police arrived, a blood-soaked Timothy was applying pressure to the wound. He was taken to hospital, and Michelle was charged with aggravated battery.

Meanwhile, Florida's Palm Beach Post reports on marital strife in the Bradshaw household: 84-year-old Uriel was eating mangoes in a bedroom when his 65-year-old wife walked in and noticed that he'd been placing the mango peelings on the floor. He responded to her complaints with a steak knife, stabbing her twice. She banged on the walls to alert her daughter, who lives next door, to summon the police. Uriel, who has been arrested for aggravated battery with a weapon, says that he doesn't remember stabbing his wife, though he does recall an argument about the mangoes.

In a story from last month, 18-year-old Tatyana Allen became angry at her boyfriend on a Florida beach. We don't know whether the issue was mangoes, peaches, or something else, but we do know her choice of weapon for expressing her feelings: their six-month-old child. First responders took the injured boy to a local hospital, and Allen was arrested for battery and for inflicting physical/mental injury on a child.

Holland's Alexander Pieter Cirk fell for a Chinese woman he met via a dating app on his phone. After growing frustrated with the distances involved, he decided to obtain a visa and air tickets to visit her, and he sent her a photo of his flight details. When he arrived in Changsha, however, she wasn't there to meet him, so the 41-year-old Cirk remained at the airport. Ten days later, his health began to flag, and authorities took him to a local hospital.
According to Chinese state broadcaster CCTV, a local television station tracked down the woman, who explained that she'd thought him joking about making the journey. She added that she hadn't been able to reply to his post-arrival messages because she'd been scheduled to have plastic surgery. The woman allegedly expressed hopes of maintaining her long-distance relationship with Cirk.

28 October 2016
An Australian man has been sentenced to six years and seven months in jail after confessing to his wife and then police that he had sexually exploited his step-daughter when she was 9-11 years old and his daughter, age three at the time. He also admitted to raping several chickens. The family dog, in contrast, had proved able to resist his advances. Judge Paul Muscat described the offender, an Adelaide man in his 20s who has not been identified by Australian media, as an abuse survivor whose childhood sexual contact with dogs may have contributed to his more recent 'gross and disturbing' acts.

30 November 2016

Thirty-year-old Brandi Worley is an Indiana woman whose husband told her that he wanted a divorce. She didn't like the idea that he might end up with custody of her seven-year-old son and three-year-old daughter. She later summarised the resulting decision thus: 'I did not want him taking them, so I stabbed them.' As she told a 911 operator, she stabbed herself too, because she wanted to die with them. She survived; they did not.

...The next part of the archive is here.
And the previous section of the archive is here. For the first part, go here.




If you want, you can go back to our home.


© 1999-2022 Anna Shefl