Mostly Whisky and Beer Anagrams

Some of these really aren't very good. (Should I blame the alcohol for that?) They're just a bit of fun to remember some good drinks by.

This is not the world of the raging drunk:

To go on a bender = 'God! Beer at noon?!'
or
Drinking to excess = Corks exit ends.
or
Binge drinkers ~ drink beers, gin, ...

It's the realm of the beer or whisky bore who laments 'It's all lager & alcopops these days...'
(All lagers and alcopops = Local lads plan a grope.)
But, above all, my hope is that it's a warm and flavoursome world.

Single-malt whisky

Gordon & MacPhail = Plain good charm.

Ardbeg Islay malt = Balm aids greatly.

Bowmore Enigma = Amber wooing me.

Beg: "Oh, buy us a _real_ drink!"
"What?"
~ "Get Aberlour A'bunadh whisky."

and
Drink. Gab the blue hours away. -
Get Aberlour A'bunadh whisky.

Thirsty? Real weak? Glass empty? Why not drink a scotch? =
Sip a twenty-year-old Mortlach whisky (cask strength).

The Glenlivet, American Oak Finish = Heighten main flavor in elite cask.
[US spelling, for obvious reasons]

Laphroaig = 'Hi, oral gap!'

Bunnahabhain - 'Westering Home' = The binge: brain-wash one human.
Bunnahabhain - 'Westering Home' = Beer, gin, 'n' inane mouthwash!

Seagram's Glenlivet = Malt engages livers.

Aberlour (Speyside) = Yes, superb or ideal!

Glenfiddich = Child Fed Gin!

Glen Garioch = Age long. Rich.

Balvenie = Evil bane.

Lagavulin (classic malt) ~ as victuals, calming all.

Dalwhinnie Scotch Whisky = Whine "a kind which's costly".

Bowmore Mariner (fifteen-year) = No more water? Fine fiery amber...

The Glendronach Sherry Cask = "Clean cherry red! Gosh, thanks!"

And an Irish one:
Bushmills (a blend) = Bah, Dublin smells!

Real ale / bottle-conditioned beer

Water, malted barley, hops and yeast!
=
That's awesome, landlady - beer party!

Many of the drinks below can be found at venues such as:

The Live and Let Live = Little veiled haven,
The Kingston Arms = Amongst thinkers,
Bun Shop = Pub nosh!,
Wetherspoons Pub = Posh uptown beers,
The Regal = The lager?!
Or perhaps even somewhere like:
Belgium's Zythos Beer Festival in March =
Hit some vibrantly fresh Gueze lambics.

O'Hanlon's Port Stout = Slur "Not on tap? Shoot!"

Fuller's Trafalgar beer = After bar, regulars fell.

Ask any old drinker - Orkney Dark Island

Dark Star Golden Gate = Do get large tankards.

Adore malt, Englishman? ... Earl Soham Gannet Mild!

Harviestoun Old Engine Oil = Inhale it. Soon overindulge.

Young's Chocolate Stout = Tongue cocoa thusly, sot!

Shepherd Neame Spitfire = Pint refreshes me. (He paid.)

Man prayed: 'Where's the beer?' ~ 'At Shepherd Neame Brewery.'

Station Porter = O trainspotter!

Nethergate's Umbel Ale = Humans' glee: better ale.
There's also the 'miracle cure' anagram...
Lame? Blue? ~ Umbel Ale.

Black Sheep's Riggwelter = Let's help re: cask brew gig.

Thomas Hardy's Ale = Oh my. Trashed, alas.

The Campaign for Real Ale = Fear/hate lager? Complain!
or
Campaign for Real Ale = American lager - a flop! [rediscovery]

or
Campaign for Real Ale =
Anti-lager chap (or female)? ~
Eager for a pint? Ah - call me!

Lithuania's farmhouse beer = Our aim: Bathe us in fresh ale.

(For an anagram of some material from the CAMRA Web site, go here).

(And for A Tale of Two Beers, visit here).

If the latter beer hasn't scared you away, you might consider this drink:
The Purple Possum Habanero Mead =
Ultra-mad men's pepper abuse! Oh! oh!!

After all that, you might be
Tired and emotional due to not maintaining a lemonade tradition

Tired and emotional
= Ale: idiot adornment.
= Denote martini load.

If not, you might need something stronger:
Sot lamented absinthe, ~
the 'madness in a bottle'.

And for anyone who's had enough to drink that the late-night junk-food kiosk looks attractive:
Draught beers = Death-burgers!

I'll drink to that...
She drinks a toast = So it's tankards, eh?

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